Shaquille O’Neal: ‘I Want u or Rihanna’
Hamilton Nolan over at Gawker, a guy who LOVES blogging about moronic nonsense interspersed with tired, boring ass commentary about Andrea Peyser, noted the following about a series of Miami New Times’ emails that were released that featured a very desperate Shaquille O’Neal trying to pick up a reporter…here’s the breakdown…(Via Gawker):
“Allison Samuels is a senior writer at Newsweek. Shaquille O’Neal is a very large former basketball player. Together, they are: super friends!
The Miami New Times has published a series of emails between Samuels and Shaq from 2008. Samuels helped to write Shaq’s mom’s autobiography, and has known him for years. The emails in question are part of a group of Shaq’s emails that parties in a lawsuit in Miami are trying to make public record. The judge has barred that—but the New Times has apparently obtained them, anyhow.”
Read this sad sack of hilarious desperation right here.

























